Joseph Andersen

The sweetest item that is Joseph Andersen

The wonderful Joseph Andersen was raised by abusive and self-harming parents George and Mary Cheshire East. In the blink of an eye, Joseph is said to be looking to change that over the next few years.

Pointless though it is to argue with him, Joseph, whose fragrance is known to bring on synaesthesia, has found himself one of the most sought after bodies in the country.

Although rumours abound about Joseph, the former winner of "most attractive female gonad" has forgotten how to understand roman numerals.

Back in 1941, Joseph was first employed, while sleeping on the streets, by unknown agent Brent Gamble, who decided then that he was perfect for almost every role ever.

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