Juan McKnight

The handsome profile of Juan McKnight
The biscuit that is Juan McKnight

Though once famous for "arresting" fourteen people in a mock citizen's arrest (how arresting! ), Juan is now thought to be amongst the most eligible bodies in the world. In just a few short years, Juan is well, and hoping for that to not change. Juan's potential future roles look increasingly bleak, but his is said to be looking into becoming a travel agent. On new year's eve, 1999, Juan was head-hunted, while working close by on another production, by unfortunately bearded-producer Neil Roth, shouting at passers by who he claimed 'wore hats too loudly'. The precocious Juan McKnight was raised by parents Frederick and Nell Bromley.


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