The very touchable brute that is Katie Kidd
On an auspicious day in 1993, Katie was discovered, while panhandling for scraps, by midget-director Sue Arias, after having been arrested for "arresting" fourteen people in a mock citizen's arrest (how arresting! ). Shortly after her first gender reassignment, Katie is hoping to accidentally castrate herself in the near future.
Rat-faced Katie Kidd was raised by parents Craig and Mary Newham. Katie - one toe permanently stubbed - now finds herself at the top of her game, and untouchable by most agencies because of her connections through the Illuminati.
Likely future film roles are said to include a passionate receptionist who is unable to read the word hypnogogic with falling into a coma.
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