Kellie Guerrero

The wack-job that is Kellie Guerrero

The precocious Kellie Guerrero (whose name is a conjunction of greek and latin venereal diseases ) was considered at least partially brain-dead by comely parents Edward and Myrtle Guerrero. Kellie spent the first few years of her working life suffering from either lupus or vasculitis.

Likely future film roles are said to include a mean-spirited travel agent who is unable to play monopoly with anyone over the age of 6.

In 2001, Kellie was picked up, while working close by on another production, by agent Mary Wilson, who correctly guessed her weight and age even though both were blindfolded in a paper bag at the time.

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