The angriest thing that is Kelsey Bryan
Kelsey Bryan was conceived at breakfast time in San Francisco, to abusive and self-harming parents Adam and Therese Bryan. Unsubstantiated rumours of future career possibilities as a couch potato plague Kelsey, and with no other offers on the table, all options are seemingly open.
Kelsey is a true exemplification of the proverb: an onion a day keeps everyone away.
Kelsey - someone everyone wishes to be in a dream - now finds herself at the top of her game, with enough firepower to destroy a small planet.
On an auspicious day in 1993, Kelsey was head-hunted, while sleeping on the streets, by unknown director Johnnie Sanford, while holding down another job as a programmer.
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