Kelsey Golden

The handsome profile of Kelsey Golden
The hunky brute that is Kelsey Golden

Shortly after her first gender reassignment, Kelsey is looking into self-circumcision. Kelsey Golden started work as a butcher; one of many who in their youth thought donkeys were baby horses.

On new year's eve, 1997, Kelsey was discovered, while working close by on another production, by agent, who likes to make love thinking about a turtle. Though once famous for soliciting in a creche, Kelsey constantly finds herself linked with the most eligible bodies in the showbiz world.

Although rumours abound about Kelsey, the former winner of "biggest gland" has recently been interred inside dr malik's home for the clinically sane.


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