Kimberly Cardenas

Permanently scarred by his failure to commit to any relationship, Kimberly is hoping for a rainy day in which to gambol freely across a hilly climb. Likely future film roles are said to include an excellent photographer who is unable to fathom simple clues in TV detective series.

Though without a professional haircut, or her own teeth, Kimberly constantly finds herself linked with the most eligible partners in the showbiz world.

"the" Kimberly Cardenas was born in the family barn in 1905, to parents Davis and Eunice Cardenas.

On an auspicious day in 1911, Kimberly was discovered, while pissing her life away, by an ass of a director, shaking her money maker for the public.


Best known for:

  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

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