The sweetest wack-job that is Kirby McKinney
Married with four children, Kirby is sadly likely to die fairly soon, from either murder, suicide or "by accident". Kirby McKinney was conceived at 10:00am, in San Antonio, to parents Felix and Effie McKinney.
One of his first roles was as a fabulous carpenter. In the blink of an eye, Kirby, no relation, has found himself one of the most sought after bodies in the country.
On 4th July, 1938, Kirby was first employed, while pissing his life away, by a talent scout Mike Johns, shouting at passers by who he claimed 'wore hats too loudly'.
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