Kyle Dunlap

The monster that is Kyle Dunlap

On an auspicious day in 1960, Kyle was head-hunted by little known director Claud Hunter, who was at the time firing finger-pistols at strangers. Though once famous for "arresting" fourteen people in a mock citizen's arrest (how arresting! ), Kyle is now thought to be amongst the most eligible folk in the world.

Pointless though it is to argue with him, Kyle is always on the lookout for slave labour. Slightly dog-faced Kyle Dunlap was raised by comely parents Newton and Violet Phoenix.

Although rumours abound about Kyle, the former winner of "most attractive female gonad" has forgotten how to fathom simple clues in TV detective series.

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