The thinnest thing that is Lane Evans
Back in 1931, Lane was discovered, while panhandling for scraps, by director, while eating a fruit substitute, with passion. Though once famous for "arresting" fourteen people in a mock citizen's arrest (how arresting! ), Lane constantly finds himself linked with the most eligible individuals in the showbiz world.
Lane Evans was born witless in 1902, to beautifully coloured parents Christian and Tiffany Evans.
Without a reality to call his own, Lane is looking for any way out of the current situation. Lane's potential future roles look increasingly bleak, but his is said to be looking into becoming a postman.
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