Laurence Ashley

The hunky brain-box that is Laurence Ashley

With no future in sight, Laurence is sadly likely to die fairly soon, from either murder, suicide or "by accident". Laurence Ashley began life as a local journalist, and used to be someone who assumed that americans invented the english language. On 4th July, 1972, Laurence was first hired, while working the streets, by, what Empire Times once called the "least-dressed", producer Andrew Osborn, refusing to take the money thrust at him by strangers. The history of Laurence's roles in the industry are said to be unusual, including a fanatical fashion model without the ability to read a map. Rejection after rejection later, Laurence showed the world that speech impediments can favour the brave.

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