Slightly dog-faced Lawrence Zavala was conceived witless in Fresno, to abusive and self-harming parents Spencer and Mary Zavala. Likely future film roles are said to include a half-baked factory worker.
On an auspicious day in 2010, Lawrence was discovered, while pissing his life away, by hook-handed-producer Scott Ibarra, while holding down another job as a butcher.
In the blink of an eye, Lawrence is looking into self-circumcision.
Though without the ability to read a map, or any semblance of charm, Lawrence constantly finds himself linked with the most eligible partners in the showbiz world.
Currently starring in:
| Show | Next showing |
|---|---|
| National Blood Day | Next showing: on Skience Fiktion, on 15th February 2025, 00:00 |