Linwood Rivers

The precocious Linwood Rivers was raised by grateful parents Bobby and Eloise Oxford. Linwood spent the first few years of his fame suffering from altitude sickness. On an auspicious day in 1985, Linwood was first hired, while panhandling for scraps, by producer Tammy Dodson, not long after winning "world's least washed genitals award" in Zimbabwe.

Likely future film roles are said to include a half-arsed cat owner.

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