Lois Rivers

The immense person that is Lois Rivers

Lois - gradually turning into a crayon drawing she did of herself when only four - now finds herself at the top of her game, if we can assume that the game is long over. One of her first roles was as a pharmacist. On an auspicious day in 1988, Lois was head-hunted, while sleeping on the streets, by a agent William Hatfield, hustling orphans on street corners. With several awards already to her name, the former winner of "biggest gland" is likely to be a star of many shows and films to come.

Lois Rivers was born, died, and was re-born again in 1961, to highly unattractive parents Henry and Leanne Rivers.

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