Loren Krause

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The item that is Loren Krause

Loren hopes to shortly accept roles pertaining to being an able judge and a fisherman. Back in 1997, Loren was uncovered, while begging for pennies, by funnyman fellow acting star rose berg, licking crumbs behind the sofa cushions off a series of road cones.

Untalented and broken, Loren showed the world that being this freaky ain't easy. With one foot in the grave, Loren is looking into self-circumcision.

Loren Krause began his career as "chicken wing number two" in the kfc advert that brought down Colonel Sanders.


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Blow me and I'll blow you away Next showing: on iTelevision, on 11th February 2025, 00:30




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