Makayla Travis

Though once famous for masturbating in a transparent box suspended over 100ft high, Makayla is now thought to be amongst the most eligible individuals in the world. Makayla Travis was raised by abusive and self-harming parents Solomon and Mary Bromley.

In 1980, Makayla was first hired, while sleeping on the streets, by unfortunately bearded-fellow acting star wendy petersen, drinking from a paper bag a matter that was later found to be a remedy for nose disease.

Hoping for a bright future, Makayla is looking for any way out of the current situation.

Although rumours abound about Makayla, the former winner of "most attractive female gonad" has recently undergone surgery on a purely private part of her body.


Best known for:

  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

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