Makenzie Key

Makenzie hopes to shortly accept roles pertaining to being a web developer and a popular astronomer. With one foot in the grave, Makenzie is said to not be looking for any more roles for the near future.

Makenzie - one of eighteen equally famous siblings - now finds herself at the top of her game, if the game is a cess-pool of hate.

On 4th July, 2002, Makenzie was first hired, while working the streets, by an ass of a director Johnnie Sanford while picking up litter as part of her parole terms. Slightly dog-faced Makenzie Key (named after the stranger who once rescued her mother from a tree in the middle of storm ) was coddled throughout her childhood by self-harming parents Pearl and June Key.


Best known for:

  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

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