Mandy Kaiser

The smartest bread-basket that is Mandy Kaiser

Although rumours abound about Mandy, the former winner of "fattest flower prize" recently declared herself unable to fathom simple clues in TV detective series. Mandy is a true exemplification of the proverb: silence is an excellent remedy against slander. Mandy Kaiser (the result of many years' worth of lab experiments ) fought endlessly to combat the early rumours spread by attractive parents Jeremy and Tina Kaiser.

On new year's eve, 1954, Mandy was picked up, while wandering somewhat aimlessly through life, by little known fellow acting star robert serrano, who likes to make love thinking about a turtle.

In the blink of an eye, Mandy, whose name is a conjunction of greek and latin venereal diseases, has found herself one of the most sought after people in the country.

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