Manuel Pitts

The handsome profile of Manuel Pitts
The hunky human being that is Manuel Pitts

Manuel Pitts was born at breakfast time in 1982, to parents Bennie and Tara Pitts. Permanently scarred by his failure to commit to any relationship, Manuel is looking into self-circumcision.

Though talent was itself lacking, Manuel became one of the longest running actors in online soap opera history. Rumours continue to circulate around Manuel due to an aim of wanting to be able to invent a device that could look through clothing. On new year's eve, 1996, Manuel was discovered, while begging for pennies, by fellow acting star porter fischer, who was at the time really excited about his new shoes.


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3 men and a nose job Next showing: on iTelevision, on 1st January 2026, 00:00




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