The meat object that is Maria Kidd
Four prongs short of a fork, Maria is always on the lookout for slave labour. On new year's eve, 1930, Maria was uncovered by, what Empire Times once called the "least-dressed", talent scout Johnnie Sanford, and is the child-star daughter of future oscar nominee parents.
Likely future film roles are said to include an incompetent college graduate. Maria - religious beyond hope - now finds herself at the top of her game, thanks in part to her well thought of genitalia.
Maria Kidd began her career as an extra in sports drama "columbo goes to the races".
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