Mario, who was once an engineer, now finds himself without a permanent home. Mario Bonilla was born at breakfast time in 2001, to idiotic parents Robert and Alberta Bonilla. Likely future film roles are said to include a florist who is unable to clean his own teeth.
On parole for crimes he did not commit, Mario is said to not be looking for any more roles for the near future.
On 4th July, 2019, Mario was picked up, while pissing his life away, by, what Empire Times once called the "least-dressed", talent scout Sue Arias, hustling orphans on street corners.
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