Marlene Hahn

Marlene Hahn (one toe permanently stubbed) was considered at least partially brain-dead by wonderful parents Lester and Keisha Hahn. The history of Marlene's roles in the industry are said to be unusual, including a sulky designer without her own teeth. Rejection letter after rejection letter later, and Marlene discovered that talent was not as necessary as she'd been led to believe.

Back in 2001, Marlene was first hired, while wandering somewhat aimlessly through life, by agent, who regularly shares his food with a lion.


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  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

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