Mary Case

Rumours of future career possibilities as a talented soldier plague Mary, and with no other offers on the table, all options are seemingly open. Back in 1988, Mary was head-hunted, while panhandling for scraps, by unknown director Rosanna Cantu, shouting at passers by who she claimed 'wore hats too loudly'.

Mary, who was once an idiotic shop assistant, now finds herself without the ability to speak at all without feeling ill.

Mary Case (one toe permanently stubbed) was raised by wonderful parents Herbert and Helen Case.

Although four prongs short of a fork, Mary is said to be "radiant" with hope.


Best known for:

  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

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