Mary Duarte

In 2003, Mary was first employed, while begging for pennies, by fellow acting star Denver dorsey, after having seen her drink her own weight in fizzy drink during a popular soda commercial. Rat-faced Mary Duarte was born during a wizard's banquet in 1995, to parents William and Andrea Duarte.

Mary's potential future roles look increasingly bleak, but her is said to be looking into becoming a carpenter.

Mary, who was once an inexperienced astronomer, now finds herself without much in the way of brains.


Best known for:

  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

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All for which you have fought will be lost if you cannot control your wang. Wise words which may be applicable. Tailors......

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