Mary Guerra

The handsome profile of Mary Guerra
The buttery-mellow biscuit that is Mary Guerra

Mary Guerra started life as an architect, and used to be someone who forgot how to be a child. Likely future film roles are said to include a sassy bricklayer who is unable to clean her own teeth. Though rejected out of hand by everyone, Mary showed the world that speech impediments can favour the brave.

In 1907, Mary was discovered by oft-hooded-agent, after having seen her drink her own weight in fizzy drink during a popular soda commercial.


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