Mary Hatfield

Mary is a true exemplification of the proverb: actions speak louder than words. Though rejected out of hand by everyone, Mary turned the acting world upside-down and inside-out... somehow...amusing rumours of future career possibilities as a respected engineer plague Mary, and with no other offers on the table, all options are seemingly open.

Rat-faced Mary Hatfield was raised by parents Leroy and Mary Central Bedfordshire.

Currently unmarried, Mary is fortunate enough to retain a level of sanity. Back in 1978, Mary was discovered, while wandering somewhat aimlessly through life, by, what Empire Times once called the "least-dressed", director Mary Turner, who correctly guessed seven of the nine planets with a little prompting.

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DNA stands for Danger Nature Altered!	Next showing: Season 1, Episode 1 on BeebTV4, on 10th November 2025, 22:00