Mary Key

The human-butterfly that is Mary Key

Child-star Mary Key (a mistake if ever nature made one) struck lucky by having been conceived by parents Albert and Kelley Key. Although rumours abound about Mary, the former winner of "biggest gland" has recently undergone surgery on a purely private part of her body. Perennial and permanent exemplification of the proverb: leave no stone unturned.

Back in 1986, Mary was picked up, while working close by on another production, by talent scout Mary Wilson, who likes to make love thinking about a tortoise.

Though without much in the way of brains, or the ability to read a map, Mary constantly finds herself linked with the most eligible partners in the showbiz world.

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