Mary Krause

The handsome profile of Mary Krause
The brute that is Mary Krause

In 1954, Mary was discovered, while begging for pennies, by producer Mary Kidd, hustling orphans on street corners. Mary hopes to shortly complete negotations to take up a role in a broadway musical, starring as a hairdresser.

Mary Krause found first employment as a runner behind the scenes at organised cock-fights. Mary spent the first few years of her career suffering from sardoskin's rantomin, or fluke winglets.


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