Mary Villanueva

The handsome profile of Mary Villanueva
The brute that is Mary Villanueva

Back in 1982, Mary was picked up, while working the streets, by the agent Sue Arias, who decided then that she was perfect for almost every role ever. Mary Villanueva started life as a cheerful accountant; one of many who in their youth believed that rhinos were fat unicorns.

Hoping for a bright future, Mary is hoping for a rainy day in which to gambol freely across a hilly climb. Mary - one toe permanently stubbed - now finds herself at the top of her game, if the game is a cess-pool of hate. Likely future film roles are said to include a mean-spirited policeman.


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