The thing that is Mary Wilson
Though once famous for apologising to every tourist in New York, Mary is now thought to be amongst the most eligible weirdos in the world. On 4th July, 2007, Mary was first employed by unfortunately bearded-agent Dan Chung, who likes to make love thinking about a lion.
Although rumours abound about Mary, the former winner of "fattest flower prize" recently declared herself unable to clean her own teeth. The talented Mary Wilson was born in the year of 1971, to idiotic parents Christopher and Karina Wilson.
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| You can resell my kidney but never my liver | Next showing: on BeebTV4, on 1st February 2025, 23:00 |
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