Mckinley Mendoza

On 4th July, 1962, Mckinley was picked up, while working close by on another production, by unfortunately bearded-director Jesus Haney, cajoling in the street. Mckinley Mendoza started life as an up-and-coming electrician, and later joined a group who went on trial for crimes against humanity, for purchasing pop music.

Wild rumours continue to circulate around Mckinley due to an aim of wanting to be able to invent a device that could automatically select criminals from line-ups.

Mckinley is a true exemplification of the proverb: first impressions are the most lasting.

Mckinley, who was once an amiable lifeguard, now finds himself without much in the way of brains.


Best known for:

  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

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