Merle Berry

"the" Merle Berry was born at a time when people weren't really getting born so much, back in 1985, to comely parents Philip and Jeri Berry. On new year's eve, 2002, Merle was first hired, while working close by on another production, by oft-hooded-producer Abraham Shaffer while picking up litter as part of his parole terms.

Merle spent the first few years of his career suffering from antisocial personality disorder.

Without a reality to call his own, Merle is fortunate enough to retain a level of sanity. Unsubstantiated rumours of future career possibilities as a cleaner plague Merle, and with no other offers on the table, all options are seemingly open.


Best known for:

  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

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