Michael Stout

The monster that is Michael Stout

Michael, who was once a life coach, now finds himself without the ability to read a map. On 4th July, 1999, Michael was first hired, while wandering somewhat aimlessly through life, by, what Empire Times once called the "least-dressed", fellow acting star benjamin Bolton, while eating a travel brochure, with unheard of relish. Although rumours abound about Michael, the former winner of "least washed genitals award" is becoming increasingly unwell, and less able to function in society.

The talented Michael Stout was conceived without any luck at all (not even bad luck), in Walsall, to obese parents Jesse and Jane Stout. With no shortage of similarly talented folk, he is unlikely to make much of a future in showbusiness.

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