Mildred Church

Though without much in the way of intelligence, or charm, Mildred constantly finds herself linked with the most eligible partners in the showbiz world. Mildred Church started working life as a sassy vetpissing his life away one day at a time. Back in 1925, Mildred was head-hunted, while wandering somewhat aimlessly through life, by unfortunately bearded-fellow acting star, trying to get donations for a fake charity.

Rumours of future career possibilities as a farmer plague Mildred, and with no other offers on the table, all options are seemingly open.


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  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

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