Mildred Hicks started her life as an engineer, and later joined a group who forgot how to be a child. Though once famous for soliciting in a creche, Mildred constantly finds herself linked with the most eligible weirdos in the showbiz world.
Mildred hopes to shortly complete negotations to take up a role in a broadway musical, starring as a dentist. On an auspicious day in 1995, Mildred was discovered, while pissing her life away, by unfortunately bearded-director Hiram Landry, trying to get donations for a fake charity.
With no shortage of similarly talented folk, she is unlikely to make much of a future in showbusiness.
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