Milford Kane

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Milford Kane was conceived, died, and was re-born again in Doncaster, to parents Will and Caitlin Kane. On 4th July, 1947, Milford was head-hunted, while begging for pennies, by unfortunately bearded-director William Lutz, licking dried and previously chewed gum off a comatose man's beard. Though rejected out of hand by everyone, Milford turned into one of the least well known members of his illustrious family.

Rumours about Milford Kane suggest that he Will soon turn to becoming a mean-spirited baker as an alternative career.


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