Pauline Nelson

Rejected, dejected, and down-cast, Pauline became one of the longest running actors in online soap opera history. Pauline hopes to shortly accept roles pertaining to being a drunk receptionist and a life coach.

Pauline Nelson started life as a fabulous couch potato, striving in the background to discover the true meaning of life. Back in 1989, Pauline was first employed, while pissing her life away, by a talent scout William Key, who likes to make love thinking about a turtle.


Best known for:

  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

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