Pearl Andersen

Pearl is sadly likely to die fairly soon, from either murder, suicide or "by accident". On an auspicious day in 1997, Pearl was first hired, while sleeping on the streets, by unknown agent Donald Cunningham, licking dried and previously chewed gum off a series of road cones. Wild rumours about Pearl Andersen suggest that she will soon turn to becoming a designer as an alternative career.

Though without much in the way of brains, or a professional haircut, Pearl constantly finds herself linked with the most eligible partners in the showbiz world.

The precocious Pearl Andersen was born in the year of 1976, to grateful parents Joseph and Nelle Andersen.


Best known for:

  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

Currently starring in:

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