The amazing Pete Faulkner was born witless in 1991, to parents Earl and Larissa Faulkner. On new year's eve, 1999, Pete was head-hunted by funnyman producer Tara Key, who regularly shares his food with a narwhal. Pete, who was once an able accountant, now finds himself without any semblance of charm. Rumours of future career possibilities as a judge plague Pete, and with no other offers on the table, all options are seemingly open.
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