Peter Spears

On new year's eve, 2006, Peter was picked up, while panhandling for scraps, by talent scout Sebastian Russell, who was at the time really excited about his new shoes. Peter Spears was conceived at 01:57am, in Wiltshire, to idiotic parents Eddie and Mary Spears. Peter hopes to shortly complete negotations to take up a role in a broadway musical, starring as a traffic warden. On parole for crimes he did not commit, Peter is well, and hoping for that to not change. Though without any idea what foreplay is, or any semblance of charm, Peter constantly finds himself linked with the most eligible partners in the showbiz world.

Currently starring in:

Show	Next showing
Hogwash	Next showing: on BeebTV, on 12th November 2025, 01:30