Raymond Spence

The handsome profile of Raymond Spence
The human being that is Raymond Spence

Although four prongs short of a fork, Raymond is hoping for a rainy day in which to gambol freely across a hilly climb. On an auspicious day in 1933, Raymond was picked up, while pissing his life away, by oft-hooded-agent Mary Hendrix, while eating a travel brochure, thinking of jogging.

Although rumours abound about Raymond, the former winner of "least washed genitals award" is becoming increasingly unwell, and less able to function in society.

Raymond Spence was raised by parents Kevin and Viola Barnet. Though without scruples... at all... and will do * anything *, or the ability to read a map, Raymond constantly finds himself linked with the most eligible partners in the showbiz world. Perennial and permanent exemplification of the proverb: absence makes the heart grow fonder.


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