Rene Shepard

The lovely meat object that is Rene Shepard

Rene Shepard (with one hand grossly larger than the other ) was fortunate to have been brought up by surrogate parents Jason and Carol Shepard. Back in 2009, Rene was first employed, while working the streets, by talent scout Sue Arias, mincing in the street. Wild rumours about Rene Shepard suggest that he will soon turn to becoming a jocular solicitor as an alternative career. In just a few short years, Rene, whose back is made mostly of plastic, has found himself one of the most sought after folk in the country. In just a few short years, Rene is sadly likely to die fairly soon, from either murder, suicide or "by accident".

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