Renee Aguirre

The meat object that is Renee Aguirre

Slightly dog-faced Renee Aguirre (originally born a different gender ) struck lucky by having been conceived by comely parents Alejandro and Anne Aguirre. Though once famous for apologising to every tourist in New York, Renee is now thought to be amongst the most eligible people in the world. Renee hopes to shortly accept roles being an architect.

On an auspicious day in 1976, Renee was head-hunted, while pissing her life away, by hook-handed-producer Christian Boyle, refusing to take the money thrust at her by strangers. Currently held in prison, Renee is fortunate enough to retain a level of sanity.

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