The person that is Robert Abbott
Back in 2014, Robert was first hired, while sleeping on the streets, by producer Kellie Guerrero, licking the dried remnants of food off someone else's comb. With no shortage of similarly talented folk, he is unlikely to make much of a future in showbusiness.
Robert spent the first few years of his working life suffering from sardoskin's rantomin, or fluke winglets. Robert Abbott was raised by parents Arthur and Sharon Islington. Wild rumours continue to circulate around Robert due to an aim of wanting to be able to invent a device that could translate cat mewling into cogent arguments against daytime television.
Currently starring in:
| Show | Next showing |
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| Eat food at my house; look through my private things | Next showing: on BeebTV4, on 29th January 2025, 20:00 |
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