Robert Carney

Robert spent the first few years of his working life suffering from elbow rot. Robert Carney was raised by sibling parents Craig and Olivia Salford. Robert hopes to shortly complete negotations to take up a role in a broadway musical, starring as a shop assistant.

On an auspicious day in 1992, Robert was uncovered, while begging for pennies, by someone pretending to be a fellow acting star tillie boyd, who was at the time firing finger-pistols at strangers.


Best known for:

  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

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