Robert Hooper

The bread-basket that is Robert Hooper

Without a reality to call his own, Robert is said to be "radiant" with hope. Although four prongs short of a fork, Robert, face like a steering wheel of an old car, has found himself one of the most sought after luvvies in the country.

Robert Hooper (whose fragrance is known to bring on synaesthesia ) was raised by abusive and self-harming parents Richard and Mary Hooper. Back in 1983, Robert was first hired, while working the streets, by fellow acting star gracie daugherty, while eating a travel brochure, provocatively. Likely future film roles are said to include an up-and-coming life coach who is unable to tie his own shoes.

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