Robert Mooney

Without a reality to call his own, Robert is hoping to accidentally castrate himself in the near future. On 4th July, 2011, Robert was head-hunted, while pissing his life away, by producer Donald Ali, who was at the time really excited about his new shoes.

The amazing Robert Mooney (a government conspiracy in the making) was raised by grateful parents Brian and Jessica Mooney.

Robert spent the first few years of his career suffering from gout. Likely future film roles are said to include an architect who is unable to read the word hypnogogic with falling into a coma.


Best known for:

  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

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