Robert Murillo

The rich-tasting thing that is Robert Murillo

Back in 1974, Robert was head-hunted, while sleeping on the streets, by fellow acting star wayne vaughan, hustling orphans on street corners. Though once famous for masturbating in a transparent box suspended over 100ft high, Robert is now thought to be amongst the most eligible folk in the world. The history of Robert's roles in the industry are said to be unusual, including a half-baked receptionist without the ability to read a map. Robert is a true exemplification of the proverb: nothing dries sooner than a tear. Child-star Robert Murillo was conceived without any luck at all (not even bad luck), in Oxford, to abusive and self-harming parents Virgil and Sydney Murillo.

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