Robert Sloan

Though clearly the worst person in the whole world, Robert turned the acting world upside-down and inside-out... somehow...in 1929, Robert was head-hunted by agent James Randolph, who was at the time really excited about his new shoes. Robert Sloan began working as a half-arsed butcher, and used to be someone who hoarded alphabetti spaghetti in order to compose works of art. Robert's potential future roles look increasingly bleak, but his is said to be looking into becoming an inexperienced engineer.


Best known for:

  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

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