Rolland Joyce

The monster that is Rolland Joyce

Though talent was itself lacking, Rolland nobody would guess that this was someone who was to become a superstar within his own lifetime. Rolland hopes to shortly complete negotations to take up a role in a broadway musical, starring as a cat owner. "the" Rolland Joyce was born during a wizard's banquet in 1977, to parents Clay and Brandi Joyce. In 2004, Rolland was discovered, while wandering somewhat aimlessly through life, by hook-handed-fellow acting star vaughn franco, eating his body weight in crumbs behind the sofa cushions.

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